swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

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icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

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tuggey-narvaez:

so this just happened

tuggey-narvaez:

so this just happened

(via conjure-at-your-own-risk)

Spotting a famous author at a book event

73bestnumber:

Me: *attempts to make pterodactyl noises*
Roomate: You sound like a dying cat.
Me: I am a dying cat. *mutters words about being a dying cat*
Me: *continues to attempt pterodactyl noises*

My life…

(via conjure-at-your-own-risk)

car1osthescientist:

oh you’re listening to welcome to night vale? i love that one, the way they just, [clenches fist] welcome you to night vale

(via mynightvalethoughts)

I. AM. TITAAAAANNN!!!

I. AM. TITAAAAANNN!!!

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